I have been really lazy for the last week…
But it’s okay because working is pointless. I am so rich I don’t need to work. I have more money than Trump just in the piggy bank on my desk. I write perfect manuscripts on the first try. In fact i don’t even do that. I think about the perfect book and it appears on paper, all neatly edited. Everyone loves me all the time anyway so I don’t have to work hard. I open up my reader and all the people I follow are automatically thrilled with my comments. I am done in under thirty seconds and relaxing in front of my mansion eating cupcakes and sharing and appletini with my good friends Fizzle and squirrel. while the kids are harmonious and happy and never getting into arguments…the little cherubs. My life is perfect in every way that it can be.So in other words I decided to write fantasy again and I will have a juvenile fantasy book coming out before the end of summer. Just thought if I was going to write it I had better live it. Details to come. “The Adventures of Cecil Cedric” is the working title.
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51 responses to “Fantasy fiction”
Why stop there…tell me more about the cupcakes…please!
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The cupcakes are delicious and calorie free:)
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This sounds interesting. I don’t know how you find the time to do everything! Oh wait that’s right, you stole my munchkins from me! lol
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We are so happy together:)
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You mean they don’t miss me at all?
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I don’t give them a choice
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meany co-weenie!!!
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I am
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I’m going to try another comment without foot in mouth. Ahem…here goes.. er ..I’ll bet you have great fantasies..um no. Lets try again…I think you will be a great fantasy writer. Whew I think I got it
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My fantasies include a guy named John lol
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heh. very cool
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This ought to be a blast. You lived a juvenile fantasy, though? How did you accomplish that? I wonder if I should attempt to live mine, now, but that would require the destabilization of civilization as we know it, and I don’t think the world would go for that. Yes, I envy you :/.
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Come have a cupcake with me lol
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Cupcakes? Nah. Ask my lady. I don’t even take cupcakes from her. I have this insane lack of a sweet tooth. Which sucks because she loves to bake.
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That is probably good for your health but sad for her:(
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Oh my! What a wonderful life 🙂
Like Kira, I am amazed by your time management..
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If I were to tell the truth I really sit around all day letting my minions do the work and I just claim credit.
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Clever 🙂
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I like your fantasy, Ionia – can I live vicariously through you with the calorie free cupcakes? 🙂 Very cool news!
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There is another couple pool Floaties over there for you and your alter ego
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Yay!
Side note: nearly choked on a cracker with the picture of D the Druid trying to manage a pool floatie. That’s a beautiful mental image and will keep me happy with him for at least a couple of days!! 🙂
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It’s shaped like a duck too
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lol!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
Thank you, Ionia – I need that. That was a real belly laugh.
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You can’t see it but I am bouncing up and down with joy about how awesome this news is!!!!!! Woohoo this is soooo cooooool!!!! I can’t wait!!! (WOOT! 😉 )
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It’s for kids but I’m having fun with it.
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I’m a big kid, thought you’d know that by now!
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I do lol
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Reblogged this on Green Embers and commented:
Awesome awesome awesome! 🙂
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The return of Queen Ionia! I love the title . . . wait . . . rival . . . no . . . I’m not in juvenile fantasy. We’re still cool. 😛
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Be nice or ill try to leave you a review lol
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I’ll behave. 😦
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Seriously. How do you find the time? You are my idol. I can’t wait for the book. But then, please, please write a book on time management…Ionia style
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Minions. I stole the little one eyed minions from despicable me:)
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Be careful – there are child labor laws that include those adorable minions
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I will blame it on the dorky superhero and the mechanical cookies
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So that’s where Fizzle disappeared to! Appletinis? Seriously Ionia? You’re not playing fair. That does sound good though. Think I’ll go make one for myself.
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Only so he will come visit. I’m such a fizzle hussy.
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Love that title already! Cecil Cedric has a really nice ring to it! 🙂
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Thank you. I just had to stay away from all things Harry and potter lol
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Great stuff, let us know when its out.
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Your life is JUST like mine! We’re sooo gifted.
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Oh how exciting!
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Even though it’s fantasy, isn’t it nice to pretend even for a minute?
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I want minions! And cupcakes, mmmmmmmmmmmm:P
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You have a minion! He’s the guy in front of the laptop
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*gasp* How can I forget him 😛
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He’s short and compact?
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Another thing I’ve said a lot, He’s just my size ;P
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Awesome Ionia!
And I also wanted to let you know that I nominated you for the “Always Here If You Need Me Blog Award”. Thank you for always being there for me.
http://whenibecameanauthor.wordpress.com/2013/06/06/a-new-award-2/
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It will be out of this world because that must be where you come from. Do they have 36 hour days there?
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It feels like it lol
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