Late Night Telly. Oh how I love to surf the channels late at night. I used to actually watch what was on them, but now I have a new hobby. It combines my love of reading and relaxing in front of the television. I like to call this new game worlds worst book titles. This is where I take two or three listing names from the listings on satellite TV and imagine what they would be like combined as a book title. Play along with me, or go try it yourself. You won’t be sorry, I promise.
Here are a few of my favourites:
I hate my butt easy hair removal best sex ever
Who wants to be a millionaire omg! insider
world’s safest chainsaw vegetable and fruit smoothies in minutes
New Total Gym ow my aching feet
Shark rotator vacuum easy beautiful curls
Keeping up with the Kardashians family feud
Gansters! Most evil Johnny Carson is back
Pawn Stars 101 weapons that changed the world
Kitchen Nightmare the real housewives of Orange County
Jaws! Eyes wide shut
Bubble Guppies tanked!
Finding Bigfoot untold stories of the E.R.
Brain Games None of the Above
Relieve gas naturally the big bang theory
The Unit Increase your testosterone
Prophecy in the news an apology to elephants
toddlers and tiara’s criminal minds
JFK:American experience two broke girls
Lovemaking secrets bones