New Year is here! New Year is here!
So let’s all head to Windemere!
Grab a drite and dance a jig
no matter if you’re small (Charles)
or big…
The final day of this blog tour,
in case you haven’t heard of “Allure”
Check out the links provided below
and while your at it tell those you know
The third book in the series is out
so find out what the buzz is about
take a half-elf by the hand
and dance away to the gypsy band
Make a tweet and spread the news
hit facebook (support our Jew)
I mean…
Hit Facebook and reblog too
If he hasn’t killed me yet,
this next year is a sure bet
But I do the best I can,
for Luke and Nyx and the author man….
Happy New year peeps! Check out Legends of Windemere author Charles E. Yallowitz
Here
And check out his books, and in particular “Allure of the Gypsies”
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136 responses to “Blog Tour: Allure of the Gypsies by Charles E. Yallowitz”
Dancing a jig now! Yup a sight no one wants to see. 😆
Go people! Help support Charles! 😀
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I will dance with you. I have pointy ears.
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Sure! You’ll probably have to teach me some moves so I don’t look so silly dancing next to you. 🙂
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I actually think I might just do the robot…then you will be ashamed of me but I will look cool in the crowd of gypsies all belly dancing
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Ahaha, an elf doing the robot, with an ogre amongst the gypsies… I like it! 😀
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This would be an awesome scene. We should tell the author.
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Clever
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I was bored with just putting up links.
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You? Bored?
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Well, yeah, you were out getting rental underwear. I can’t survive on me own.
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Shhh don’t tell all our secrets.
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LOL! You made 2013 worth while.
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I’m thinking the rental underwear capped off a good year. 😄
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I’m thinking you are right. Now about next year…
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I’m sure we will find something to a) make fun of b) trouble to get into or c) an Englishman to adore. Maybe all of the above.
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and at the same time….
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Well, as much as I like the Englishman, I think I will leave the adoring to you while I find trouble to get into
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Well, I will lead the way into trouble and then we can blame charles.
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He probably started it anyway 😉
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That is so true. He will no doubt blame it on us though because he doesn’t understand that most men are tall.
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Well somebody had to be close to the ground with the squirrels
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I think he is plotting to turn them against us.
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Well it won’t work. We are much too beloved for that.
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Beside, his “nuts” are too close to the ground and all in one basket.
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LOL. I can’t even add to that.
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Crap i killed the comment thread.
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As long as no squirrels were injured
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No furry critters were harmed in the making of this comment thread. Just an author from New York. But he will recover.
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He may have gotten some hair singed off and lost the lifts in his shoes though.
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That explains why we are taller than him now.
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New Years resolution accomplished
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Exactly. I can sin for the rest of the year with Yallowitz sniffing my elbow.
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Reblogged this on Year 'Round Thanksgiving Project and commented:
Really. Great books. You should read them starting today.
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Reblogged this on Dean'z Doodlez and commented:
Happy New Year Everybody!!!!
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Brilliant, fun and informative. Fantastic.
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That was so much fun. I wonder what he’ll do if I only speak to him in prose for the rest of the day?
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That would just be such a fun thing to do. Go for it. I would love to see what happens.
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I shall do, once he arrives. Late to his own party, honestly.
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That’s just typical. I am sure he will arrive in ‘short’ order.
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Shortly, I’m certain
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I’m certain he is too.
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LOL! Good thing he loves me. Now, you…oh never mind, you sort of have the height advantage there…
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I certainly have the height advantage, and I know I have your love, but I am not sure that Charles loves me.
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Might be a good thing. The stepladder you’d have to carry everywhere would be so cumbersome.
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That would definitely become a ‘little’ tedious.
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Maybe keeping it short and sweet, or abbreviated would be a good thing. If we try to hard to find words we will eventually lose sight of our original, rather short-lived goals.
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Before long we will run short of intelligent phrases to use – shit, perhaps we have already failed to overcome that small hurdle. Perhaps we should lower our expectations of reaching the heights of brilliance that we expect.
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he he he he he
oh these pithy, short-term goals never reach the colossal magnitude we expect them too, Jules.
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Well we must never be content with undersized aspirations
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American cucumber
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Definitely short on expectation. Naturally undersized.
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less than altitudinous
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But the English variety rests nicely between large peaks, on occasion. The American variety would struggle.
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True, but isn’t everything being downsized in this cuntry anyway?
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That is true. It will bring things in to reach for those of a smaller stature
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Damn these kitchen cabinets. I think Charles built my house just to torture me.
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He would never have been able to reach to install them. They are more my height.
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So you built my house just to torture me?
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No, so that you would always need me there by your side.
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That is such a devious plan, mr. Bond
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I learned that in devious deviance 101 at JB charm school, and a whole lot more that I will teach you some time.
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Ooh that sounds like a promise
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It is both a promise and a guarantee. Days of delectable deviancy without delay
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For Fuck’s sake we wouldn’t want him to think “little” of us for not commenting while he is away
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We can comment in his absent for a ‘minute’ or so. It will be ‘small’ consolation, but we can spare a ‘tiny’ thought for him.
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It was only a “miniscule” joke. Surely he will not measure us by that standard.
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I think it is a ‘long’ shot, hoping for such ‘small’ mercies. I wonder how long we can ‘stretch’ this out.
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Well…if we were to prolong commenting by having short breaks in between we might be able to “reach” a certain level of maturity.
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I am sure that whatever we do we will never get ‘close’ to achieving anything approaching maturity. Just been feeding Fishy, it is important to let your ‘pet-ite’
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That was either the most brilliant comment ever or the silliest thing I’ve ever heard. In a nutshell, (like Charles fits in) that made my day.
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Well we all display a little brilliance on occasion – although I can be pretty silly too, so who knows.
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Ypu? Silly?
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On occasion. I have ‘reduced’, or made smaller, the ‘extent’ to which this happens though. Eye lobe u.
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I ❤ ewe. I have also made the mistake of underestimating my ability to show growth in my comments.
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Well we must be careful not to over extend or stretch ourselves too much
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The cucumbers might be small but the beanstalks are sizable
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That is what Jack said
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I’ve got nothing, Englishman. Nothing at all.
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You have me. That is all you need. Perhaps we should just let Jack off and move on from the beanstalk stories.
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OMG. okay. Get the jerk off there.
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I bet that’s a load off his mind. I hope he didn’t blow his chance of stealing the giants gold
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He should watch out for snakes. No worries, he couldn’t get past the golden cock to get to the wooden door.
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No but he could probably charm the golden cock with his pink oboe
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That poor giant
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Indeed. To have little Jack blowing on his oboe and charming his golden cock
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You
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Reblogged this on Julian Froment's Blog and commented:
A most excellent blog tour poem for ‘Allure of the Gypsies’ by Charles Yallowitz.
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Really creative and fun. The short references in comments made me laugh out loud.
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It was a rather short post, but hopefully it “elevates” his position.
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Ha ha ha. Or raises his stature
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I think we should all raise a toast to the author. Hand me that short-deck tumbler over there.
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and some short bread
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I hope this feeling of being compressed–diminished in height, will go away in 2014.
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Need a watering can and some fertilizer
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Miracle grow!
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I’ll say
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it’s a miracle he grew an inch too tall to be a circus midget?
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And an inch too short for the tilt-a-whirl
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He fears those signs at McPlayland that say “you must be at least this tall”
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We all do since we think any taller and something will be cut off
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Only at disneyland…but yeah.. he might be okay on the teacups.
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He would put a proper spin on that ride.
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Maybe it’s a small world after all would be more his size
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Love the poem. Very creative and uplifting. I read something about talking to me only in prose?
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What Did you say? Been waiting all day!
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My apologies, my dear. I have already gotten into the beer.
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No! You don’t dare! Not unless you share!
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Grab yourself a brew. Drinking is always more fun with at least two.
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Except I should stop because after three…I kind start to act like me
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One should always beware. Too much beer can lead to morning despair.
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Yeah there is nothing like hitting a funk because you realise you wake up not drunk.
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The headache is the worst. As if my eyeballs are about to burst.
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eyeballs don’t burst from satisfying thirst!
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I will probably stop early. Before my mood gets twirly.
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It would be more fun if you were here. There would be no tears in my beer. I would use Guan Yu and take a few hits and we could sing all off key and shit.
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That sounds like fun and glee. I prefer to use Sun Ce. We shall sing until cats complain. They’ll call the cops and tsk in shame.
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We might sing out of key, but it can’t be any worse than karaoke
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I believe we would banned. From every civilized land.
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Likely.
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We’ll have to make our own country.
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You both are terrific
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As are you
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You guys crack me up LOL….Always late to the party…can’t get the kink out of my send/receive button.
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I understand wordpress crisis
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Reblogged this on S.K. Nicholls and commented:
Legends of Windemere: Allure of the Gypsies Blog Tour Finale! Both brilliant poetry and playful banter! Gotta love these guys/gals!
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Happy New Year, Poet Ionia. 🙂
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Happy new year!
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A very playful poem and it is quite exciting as well. 🙂
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Thank you:) it was fun.
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You are such an awesome poet, Ionia! 🙂
Thanks for all you’ve done for me this past year. I am so grateful to have you in my life! To thank you for your kindness, I nominated you for the Blog of the Year award. http://whenibecameanauthor.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/an-award/
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Awe, that means a tremendous amount to me! Hope your new year is amazing!
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Love you Ionia! Thanks for everything!
I hope your new year is amazing, too! 🙂
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