There once was a girl from Nantucket
she had too many books and said F*ck it
She gave up her books, got some shiny hooks
and caught goldfish from a bucket…
Ever go on holiday and then feel overwhelmed when you return?
Me too.
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81 responses to “I’m back…ish”
Welcome back and yes. Don’t fall into the bucket, little lady.
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I tried to avoid that. Turns out it was just a toilet.
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Those poor fish need to be rescued.
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I’ll call animal control
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I’ll get Aquaman. He’s got nothing better to do.
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Ya know…that could be an interesting comic.
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Aquaman rescuing goldfish from the toilet. Cameo by the Wonder Twins.
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Wonder woman with the tidy bowl
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Batman takes on the mildew in the shower. Superman flies around the planet to reverse time in an attempt to unclog the sink.
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And then green lantern cleans the catbox
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Flash changes the toilet paper.
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Flash is an exhibitionist
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A hero for everyone to look up to. Not directly though.
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Lol. No one but toddlers look up to *or at* us
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We’ll teach them. Get me the shin whackers.
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Amen. We may be kneehigh to a grasshopper but we have weapons on our side
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Never mess with the Lilliputians and Hobbits. We have sticks.
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We could start a mini hockey team. You me and pam.
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We need a tough name too. The Polar Squirrels!
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We shall be legendary
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Join the NHL and turn the Stanley Cup into a hot tub. With all due respect.
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Mini hot tub. Gold fish bowl.
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Complete with a castle?
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A logo one
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That’s the best kind. Comes with a drawbridge and a Lego pwincess.
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And we can tear it down and rebuild as the kingdom expands.
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First the fishbowl and then the aquarium!
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How else can you say you’re going to Walmart to pay ten bucks to add a new wing to your house;)
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With a lot of rum in my belly?
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of tums
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Sounds like last night for me.
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It does. ..poor baby.
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I lived. I think.
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You did. I used the paddles.
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That’s why it hurts to sit down.
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Lego
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Welcome back-ish. You were more than missed-ish. 😀
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Thankish youish!
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I thinkish we needish to layish off the boozish.
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Welcome back 🙂
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Thank ya:)
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^.^
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YAY! My favorite blogger is BACK! 😀
I am EXCITED! W00t W00t!
Was the gold fish tasty? (We’re talking crackers, right?)
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Nah. The live ones make me feel tough. 🙂
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All them bones! 🙂
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And fishy go down the hole
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Yum yum!
I am just about to start on your profile comic. 🙂
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I can’t wait to see it
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Look at the bright side…at least the worms are happy! 😉
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Happy worms are a concern
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Oh oh…that doesn’t sound good…should’a left a few in the tequila?
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This is why never go on holiday
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Absolutely. Next time I’m going to clone me to keep my work on schedule.
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Isn’t that how the worms do it?
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Asexually?
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Happy thoughts your way to brighten your day. I love gold fish…the cracker kind. We have neons and tetra in the tank, will they do?.
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Lol I’m not picky
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As fun as the limerick was, the comments were the real entertainment. But I think Charles has it backwards. Men, superheroes or not, rarely clean toilets.
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You know, they are so good at messing them up…It seems they should be required to take a course in cleaning.
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If it were only that simple
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I give mine a B+. He can hit the broad side of an elephant. Now if only the boys could learn.
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Now if there was just an elephant in the bathroom. 🐘🐘🐘
Hey, I bet there is a joke there about the elephant’s trunk. If I was warmer, I’d come up with something.
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I love the little ephalumps. ♡♡
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All I can think is pee-nuts
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Hahaha. I love it. But you’re being so much milder than before. We must be out of practice
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I agree. I need your help to fully recover my ability of lewdness.
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I’ve always dreamed of bring a lewdness mentor. Or was that just a lewd dream?
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Either way it’s bragging rights
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Your picture is pwetty
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Ha. I just get bored too easily
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Me too but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.
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I miss you!!!!!
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So sorry. Hang in there. Great to see you again. I have a book for you next week. LOL. Take your time, you know I won’t complain anyway. ❤ 🙂
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Welcome back! 😀
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Hi-ish. 🙂
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Welcome back…ish! I often feel that way overnight, I don’t need a holiday. 🙂
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I don’t even need to go on holiday to feel like that! 😛
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Too many book?! Never! 🙂
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I love a woman that can say fuck it. Actually I really do. Truly.
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Lol. You really do. And she does. Often.
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I know, and I love it, baby.
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