This post is for everyone but most especially for John Howell
He wanted to see some silliness back in this blog, so here we go. Love you, John.
I’m going to write a few sentences, the beginning of a story, as such. Then I ask that you finish the last sentence. Here is the catch, though. You can only use quotes from movies or books to finish the sentence. Come on give it a try! ๐
John could feel his heart thundering away in his chest so hard that he though it might break free of his rib cage and run off. He crept around the corner of the building, a mounting sense of dread making his breath hitch and his lips dry. He saw a figure in the distance, walking toward him. The hot sun created waves on the tarmac, skewing his line of sight. Still, he was certain it must be him. No one walked like he did. Thirty years later and his worst enemy was back in town. He thought of a million things he’d like to say to him, but when the man finally approached, all John could think to say was
185 responses to “Good, Goofy fun”
Huge smiles. I cannot think think of a thing to contribute, but much love to you both!
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Thank you:) we love you back!
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…petrificus totalus.
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Ha! That’s perfect!
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I’m sure there are many. I’ll check back to see what others come up with. Fun idea today.
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Love and peace! *flashes peace sign and offers a donut*
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Lol! He could say, “I’ll be back.” And then head for the restroom.
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Snort! “Frankly scarlet, I don’t give a damn.”
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Another one: ‘I will not run away. I will not run away. I will not run away.’ *insert high-pitched scream of rage and fear*
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๐ “are you talkin’ to me?”
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We’re going to need a bigger boat.
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Giggle:) “The price is wrong, bitch.”
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(Love this one.) “Y’know, there’s a name for people like you. I’ll give you a hint; it starts with b and it ends with iatch.”
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Lol “do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?”
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“I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
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“This one time, at band camp.”
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‘I could eat a peach for hours.’
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I’m rolling! “You know the difference between me and you? I make this shit look good.”
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“You see this? This . . . is my boomstick!”
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“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
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“Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”
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“Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants!”
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“If someone asks if you are a god, you say ‘YES!’
(I think we’ve deviated from the story by this point.)
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That could work though.
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“Say hello to my little friend.”
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“My preciousssss.”
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I can see John saying that. “Take me to bed or lose me forever.”
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“Hey, where the white women at?”
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I’d love to end a story that way.
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Leave the audience laughing.
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“You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife.”
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“Catch you fuckers at a bad time?”
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“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
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‘I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.’
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“Is that a meatasaurus?”
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‘Wilson!’
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“Stella!”
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‘Adrian!’
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“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek. “
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“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
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“Wolfman has nards!”
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‘I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.’ ๐
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“You shall not pass!”
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‘Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’
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Ha! I used that one. “Two points. 8 months ago.”
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‘It’s good to be the king.’
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“What happens in Vegas. “
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‘Stop or my mom will shoot!’
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“Pamela Martha Focker!”
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‘I’m the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn’t very nice.’
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“I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I sit on the toilet…wait, what?”
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‘Do you know the muffin man?’
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Who lives on drury lane? “Not my gumdrop buttons!”
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‘Hakuna matata.’
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“That’s some pig.”
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“Thank you for *nothing*, you useless reptile!”
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“Love means never having to say you’re sorry. ”
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‘Sorry. The Princess is in another castle.’ ๐
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“The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth.”
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‘It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!’
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“That movie has warped my fragile little mind.”
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‘More than two shakes and it’s playing with yourself?’
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“Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lillipop.”
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‘Why do you wanna fight?’
‘Because I can’t sing or dance.’
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“I ain’t afraid of no ghost.”
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‘I’ll have what she’s having.’
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Lollipop
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Ice cream cone
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“My family knows everything there is to know about the shrimpin’ bidness.”
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“I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date…
“
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He he. John Is a white rabbit.
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“He-e-e-e-re’s Johnnie!”
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Lol I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. “Go ahead, make my day.”
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“You better stop eyeballin’ me, boy!”
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“Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your status.”
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“Yippie kay-yay, motherfucker.”
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Omg lol!
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Lol. I can see John saying that ๐
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Me too. Texans. Honestly.
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“Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.”
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Lol that’s perfect. “Luke, I am your father. “
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“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
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Ha! John is going to kill us.
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He may do. “Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damned dirty ape!”
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“It’s alive!”
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“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
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“I took the liberty of bullshitting you.”
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“Show me the money!”
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“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
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“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
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“Do I make you horny, baby? Yeaaah!”
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God yes. All the time. “Your dream prince, reporting for duty!”
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“The royal penis is washed, sir.”
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“He looks as if, as if he knows what I look like without my shimmy.”
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“Music to drown by. Now I know I’m in first class.”
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“We want to be alone.”
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“Don’t torture yourself gomez, that’s my job “
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“You see, every once in a while, I…I suddenly find myself dancing.”
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โI’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adultsย
ย ย ย ย ย that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?โ
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“My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains.”
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“But the radio still works.”
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“Play it once, Sam, for old times’ sake…Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’”
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“Fat drunk and stupid is not the way to go through life, son.”
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“Strike me pink!”
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“Surely you can’t be serious. ”
” I am serious and don’t call me shirley.”
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“I don’t know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?”
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“Squirrel!”
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“Uneeeecorn!”
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“It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!”
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“You be careful out among them, English.”
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That was appropriate
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I thought so. I love you. I miss you. – that isn’t a quote from a film or a book, but from me, from my heart, to you.
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Awe. “Lookin good, kid.”
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“No Measure Of Time With You Will Be Long Enough,But Lets Start With Forever”
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“You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.”
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“It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!”
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”ย I do not envy the headache that you will have when you awake, but till then, sleep well and dream of large women.”
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“As you wish”
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“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
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“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
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“All right Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my closeup.”
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“Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life – at last I found you!”
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” I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
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“He’s on life-support. Doctors say he’s got a 50/50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.”
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“There’s no place like home!”
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“Nice beaver.”
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“They’re here!”
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“Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!”
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“It’s a lance, helloooo.”
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“Go, get the butter.”
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“Tigers love pepper. They hate cinammon.”
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“Yo, Adrian!”
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“May the schwartz be with you. “
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“Food fight!”
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“What knockers!”
“Oh, thank you doctor.”
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“You owe me money!”
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“Ooh… You Are Awful”
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Well, you are. But I like it. “Bueller!”
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” being that this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the whole world, would blow your head clean off..you have to ask yourself, did he fire shots, or only 5? Do you feel lucky today? Well do ya punk?” Clint Eastwood
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Perfect!
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Wow- I didnt see that you had already posted the Clint Eastwood line-sorry.then I will have to turn it it around and see if anyone can get this short but powerful line from a very funny movie with Ben Affleck
” WE GOT A BLEEDER!”
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Ha! I love that movie!
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Yep it was funny- no man will forget the zipper scene –as I call it..lol!
tj
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Franks and beans!
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hahahahaha- is it the frank,,,,or the ,,,,the beans…. BOTH owwwwwww!
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I cringe and I’m a woman
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Great idea btw- glad I was in the neighborhood! Check in soon!
tj
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Thanks:) appreciate it!
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If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
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Love it! Especially since I was thinking hangar when I wrote the little story.
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Oh this is deliciously fun, here goes;
“When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it” A.A. Milne The House at Pooh Corner.
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Ha! That would be so funny in such a serious scene! I’m literally laughing out loud!
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“You had me at hello.”
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Lol.. “don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel, it leaves a dull impression.”
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๐ “the horror…the horror.”
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“Redrum!”
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Now where is that from? Never heard that before.
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The shining!
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“Thank you” http://youtu.be/-pZYU8OGO6Q
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I love that film, too.
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Danny Devito’s first film, so it should have hit me to use that line for your project here, “Hit me, hit me.” I often wonder if this what a writer’s conference becomes after the “sessions”?
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“Excuse me. Are you looking at me?” From Taxi
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And here is the man himself!
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I wanted to say “Hey mister is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” Mae West said it, I just couldn’t remember the movie.
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Lol I’m dying for so many reasons.
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Whenever I am about to be mugged I always ask a damn fool question. Throws them everytime.
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“King Kong ain’t got shit on me.”
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I’ll bet. I think Godzilla is in the same boat.
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“And I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy. Bad squishy.”
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Wow! This was popular today. How about “Do you fear death?”
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๐ “Ah. Introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark is a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel-raced ex-wife. Perpetua is a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around.”
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I super hate you.
From Superman in the lego movie. Blame my kids, they’ve watched that movie everyday for weeks and that was the first thing that popped into my head… LOL
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Lol I know the mum thing.
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“You can be my wing man anytime.” Top Gun
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Lol that just made this book end differently
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“Are you out of your fucking mind?”
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Ha! Appropriate for this blog, too.
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“Shakin the bushes boss.” Cool Hand Luke. Wow, this was terrific I finally got the time to read the whole thing. What really is amazing I knew all those lines.Totally Abby Normal.Ionia you are the best.
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I loves you bunches.
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I love you more than that.
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“Why so serious?”
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Giggle. I can’t believe I missed that one.
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go ahead, make my day
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