If you should feel so inclined to purchase
Description: A silly, satirical romp into the land of romance novels and pirate adventures, full of romance clichรฉs and humour. This book is a short novella, just over 10k words.
Have you ever wondered what goes on in the minds and hearts of romance novel heroes and heroines? No? Good, because this book won’t be helpful with that at all.
If romance clichรฉs drive you mad and you like Monty Python style humour, this may be the perfect book for you.
From the twisted mind of a sometimes writer and lifelong reader, you are certain to have less brain cells than you started with after reading this book.
Captain Stormy is the typical romance hero/villain archetype. He follows the Romance Hero Handbook to the letter, but he is about to figure out that nothing in his guidebook is going to prepare him for the trials he’s about to face.
Uncooperative heroines, lack of treasure, severely delayed sex scenes, a missing crew and an old man’s butt cheeks later, Stormy has a story to tell you.
Even pirates have bad days.
*contains some mature themes and language
55 responses to “Plundering the Romance Novel by Ionia Martin”
This is an amazing cover, and a truly inspired idea. I can think of no one more appropriate, experienced, and able to write a book so funny and incisive. I love it. I think that it is incredibly well written and spoofs the genre to perfection.
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You may be a bit prejudice
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Only a little. But everyone knows that I am also a man of great principle. My word is my Bond. And I say that it is an awesome book.
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Reblogged this on Julian Froment's Blog and commented:
If you buy this book then you will find yourself rolling around in stitches. An incisive and incredibly funny spoof on the romance genre. An excellent read.
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Woo hoo! Sounds great! Purchased my copy this morning! ๐ ๐
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Awe. Thank you. It’s not going to make you smarter lol
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LOL, it looks like great fun! ๐ ๐
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Fun stuff. Will have to get it and see what the hype is all about.
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It’s a ridiculous attempt at reviewer revenge;)
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Sounds great. Next week I want to do a post on your thoughtful dedication is it okay to do so. (I’m not going to share the dedication but use that as a way to introduce the book)
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Reblogged this on Legends of Windemere and commented:
Enjoy a romance spoof this weekend. Only 99 cents.
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Thank you:)
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You’re welcome. Always happy to help. Hope this book does great.
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I’d laugh extra loud if it did, considering the content.
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Watch it be #1 on Amazon by the end of the weekend. ๐
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The reviewer in me is frightened.
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Good point. Fingers crossed then.
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It sounds like it has a plund that’s easy to follow! Good luck Ionia…will share the news.
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Thank you:) utter silliness, I assure you.
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Reblogged this on Kentucky Mountain Girl News and commented:
This made me genuinely laugh, so am sharing.
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Thank you so much!
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You are welcome!
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I need some good chuckles right now, and pirates are right up my alley ๐
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This pirate is a blithering idiot. So he should do okay. ๐
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Reblogged this on S.K. Nicholls and commented:
Need a laugh? Here’s a 99 cent novella written by one of the wittiest women on the internet. Sure, she’s been all tangled up in a heart wrenching romance of her own, but she’s penned this piece making light of the genre. Support our favorite book reviewer and pick up a copy today.
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Can’t thank you enough:) hugs
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My pleasure.
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What a great idea. It sounds hysterical.
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Thank you! It was a lot of fun to write:)
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Reblogged this on Inside The Poet's Mind and commented:
from the wonderfully witty mind of Ionia Martin
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Reblogged this on Fiction Favorites and commented:
This looks like a lot of fun and is written by a top 500 reviewer the delightful Ionia Martin
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Got a YouTube video to go with it? ๐ Sounds like a fun book to have written.
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No video yet, but that’s a fun idea. I had so much fun not worrying about inconsistencies. I may never be able to write anything serious again.
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Seriously. ๐
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Reblogged this on lindaghill and commented:
Yes! A must buy by the ever-hilarious Ionia Martin! ๐
Please go to her website to comment.
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Thank you milady! ๐ made my day!
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You’re so welcome. ๐ Can’t wait to read it!
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LOL! It sounds like great fun. Well done.
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Thank you so much!
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Full of romance cliches … ummm, doesn’t that describe every romance book out there? ๐
I look forward to reading this.
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You are so right! And thus after years of reading them, I decided to put out my own horrible book:)
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All I know is that every guy better have rock hard abs and every woman have breasts like ripe melons.
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You’re there already
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Good Name….. i would like to read it….
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Thank you!
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My pleasure.. โฅ
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Congrats on the book – it sounds delightful! Bought ๐
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Thank you, I appreciate it!
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Reblogged this on Wee Bit Wordy and commented:
Something new (and awesome) from a good pal! ^.^
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Thank you, Dean!
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Reblogged this on Poetry by Pamela and commented:
This was a really fun, quick read! I highly recommend it to anyone who is looking to read a book and laugh. I love the satire and how witty and clever the author portrayed the romance genre
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Thank you:) your compliments are very much appreciated. Did you know that out of everyone who read this book, it was your opinion that I was the most nervous about?
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Haha. You should know me better by now.
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It’s because I respect your opinion so much that you terrify me lol
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Reblogged this on helenvalentina and commented:
Wonderful fun – a new book by Ionia Martin sure to bring a smile to your face! ๐ ๐
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